lovingchokehold:

now this is some house porn

(Source: fabriciomora)

soloontherocks:

chowchowmotherfucker:

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die

my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants

pros: you won’t want to kill yourself

cons: you might want to kill yourself

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.


jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

(Source: theone8888)

pyjamaparties:

offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

image

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

Oh so that’s what that was in Times Square

(Source: babyhongbin)


thislilsubtx:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👄

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)


(Source: lilymarshall)

trust:

finally a career for me

image

(Source: trust)